developer's life

• When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
  
  
  
  
• When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
  
  
  
  
• When I apply a new CSS for the first time
  
  
  
  
• When the project manager enters the office
  
  
  
  
• When I'm deploying code to production
  
  
  
  
• When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
  
  
  
  
• When my regex returned exactly what I expected
  
  
  
  
• When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
  
  
  
  
• When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday
  
  
  
  
• When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
  
  
  
  
• When my script finally worked
  
  
  
  
• When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
  
  
  
  
• When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented
  
  
  
  
• When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline
  
  
  
  
• When the client tries to click on the mockups
  
  
  
  
• When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
  
  
  
  
• When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague
  
  
  
  
• When I'm told that my code is broken in production
  
  
  
  
• When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines
  
  
  
  
• When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
  
  
  
  
• When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project